So today, Miss Bianca draws Craig on the ice.
She says, "There's your little friend, 'Greg', look at him during the turn."
"That's 'Craig'," I say, "Don't hurt his feelings."
I'm sure Miss Bianca suppressed a roll of her eyes, "Oh, I thought it was Greg, well, face Craig during the turn."
So, I do my FI3, and when I come out on the back edge, I don't check very well.
"That was okay," Miss Bianca says, "Except you turned your butt towards Craig."
"Well, maybe Craig likes looking at my my butt." I say.