You order a dress for a test...
Off of Ebay
From a seller you've never used before
But someone on a forum said they had good luck with the seller
Who ships from China
And it doesn't come,
And doesn't come some more.
Then the day before the test,
a bubble pack, extra large envelope arrives.
You take out the dress, and try it on.
It has the right amount of sparkle,
The color makes you look 20 years younger
And the fit......
Time to go buy some lottery tickets!