Thursday, February 27, 2014

Me Versus A Program

There's the me the world sees; then there's there me I see. Let's go take a tour....

How other skater's see me:
But on the inside, I'm a hottie:
(Catch the whole visual pun there? Huh? Huh?)

My coach sees me as suitable for Character Roles:

I think of myself differently:

The hair I'll need for my program (Captain Hook from Peter Pan):

The hair I want to have -- in a completely different program:

The costume I need to have for Captain Hook:

The costume I want to have--in a completely different program
I'm 62, but decades of weightlifting--I gots shoulders
I gots the boobies too
(The face--not so much)

The audience reaction to 'hottie me'?

Hey! Notz fair!


  1. Cute.

    Oops, I mean, so cool you are smoking hot.

  2. I, too, want to yank a scarf off my head and rip fabric off my clothes to reveal cleavage. Good clean family fun right there.

    1. Captain Hook with the sword isn't exactly family friendly either. And that's from a Disney movie.