A Good Day On Public Ice

So there I am, inside the cones in the center. It's a clearly marked center. I'm working on, let's say, 5 step mohawks in a circle.  Other figure skaters are sharing the space with me. We're cool. Lookin' out for each other, yeeah.

And then...I hear....HOCKEY SKATES BEHIND ME!

Fear grips my heart.

And some slack jawed hockey boy of an age OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER, goes through the circle...

And the figure skater rink guard WHO'S GOT A DAMN GOOD AXEL, gets in the hockey boy's face, and does this...

I'm like this...on the inside

yeah, baby, yeah!

Rink Guards Get the Worst Jobs--Happy Easter

1. This is proof that no matter what words you type into google, something will pop up.
2. Inside that suit is a guy planning on how to get revenge on the rink manager.