When a coach who hasn't seen me a long time says
how amazed he is at how far I've come
Then when he tried to give me a high five;
I missed it...twice
I mean, is it one hand or two? Left or right?
And what's the deal with bumping clenched
fists then doing 'jazz hands'?
Are psychic powers involved in the timing?
I'm active in a sport, I should know these things.