The little girls on freestyle give me looks like this:
|"Old people should stay home."|
The look the teenage girls on freestyle give me looks like this:
|"That a skater of MY caliber should have to share the ice|
with that old woman that moves like a snail."
Mainly because when I barrel down the ice, it's a game of Newton's Third Law. They may be fast, but I have mass.
|If you run into me on the ice, you will cushion my fall.|
The one coach who doesn't is a Grumpy High Level Coach with a skater at Nationals. The looks I get from him are always this:
Meh, whatever. He looks at everyone that way.