Saturday, July 6, 2013

Ice Dancing: The Bad Kind

You're skating on public, and you hear a catchy song on the speakers. It shakes you; It bakes you; You want to slither on the ice like a snake on the make.

Well, maybe not that last one.

So, I skate and get the rhythm of the beat.

I  Shake
I Bake.
Memories of my youth are expressed as movement:

My old dance coach is in a lesson with an eight year old. He sees me and he looks like this:



Then he yells after me, "When you start ice dance again?"

Someday!

Just not anytime soon.




Thursday, July 4, 2013

My First and Second Spin

When I was in LTS back in 2008, a coach teaching Adult Gamma taught a group of us how to spin. I don't remember her instructional technique, but first time I tried I did a forward spin with 3 or 4 complete rotations. It was beginner's luck.

I could feel the rocker, and the spin was solid, centered and beautiful. I remember thinking, "This is how Johnny Weir feels every day." Please don't make fun of me for that.


From that day til today, I have not been able to do a successful one foot spin.

So I went to freestyle, expecting it to be empty, but figure skaters have no holidays. It was full. At the end of the session, I was practicing my two foot spin (which has a definite sucky quality). On the spur of the moment I decided to do a 3 turn entry, and hold the free foot off the ice on the back edge but not check it.

So, yeah I did a back spin.

TWO ROTATIONS!

I look like this:
Only backwards
And twice.

Yeah, afterwards I'm like this.



But, hey! It was a back spin.

No charge for the wobble the second time I did it. Man, two spins in a row is my limit!

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Coach Facial Expressions

I've found coaches actually have two facial expressions:

The "Happy You Got Your Axel" Face
And the "other" expression:
The polite "Well, let's try that again" Expression

The "other" expression is actually hiding deep emotional turmoil:


The skater's first failure:
"Aaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh! Why doesn't
 this kid do what I say to do!"
The fiftieth Failure:


The hundredth failure


With my issues regarding checking, Madam Mim ought to be reaching for the bottle right ..... about.... NOW!