Skater's Butt

Don't have a badonkadonk? Want one? Take up figure skating.

And to think I took up this sport to slim my hips.

Even Michele Kwan despairs of her skater's butt. She says "it sticks out like a bubble".

But guys? Oh, wow, what skating does for a man's legs and body. I've never met an adult male skater yet that didn't look attractive as he was walking away from me. Not even the Big Guy and he weighed in at 280 at 6'3". I'm sixty, but I still notice (from a purely aesthetic point of view you  understand--honest). I totally don't get what this article is talking about. Sorry Gawker, that's how a man's tuchus is supposed to look. You thin pale little guys in skinny jeans living off of caffeine and Twinkies while you desperately type underpaid articles for that slavedriver GAWKER need to get out more and get some exercise. Preferably at the rink.

Once you skate enough, it is hard to find clothes. Spandex is my friend. Also catalogs that cater to women with small waists and curvy behinds. Unfortunately, most of these seem to be for women over 50, so those of you in your 20-40's probably won't find them useful.

What can you do? Well, women can find plenty of slacks  and some skirts with a bit of spandex in them. Ladies should avoid full skirts and pray that the dirndl never comes back into fashion. Men can wear slightly looser slacks. Although, gentlemen, if you've got doubles or triples, be proud. Wear what you  darn well please. Someone comments on your shape, look them in the eye and say, "Thank you." You earned that muscle.

Now for some science, here's some slow motion jump video from the early 90's. Notice how the force of the rotation actually is so strong that it deforms the skater's buttocks. That's a lot of force.

Don't.Slouch

I can't tell you how many skaters I've seen, young and old, amateur and elite, slouching while they skate.  As an ice dancer I am sometimes forced to look at video of myself skating and I occasionally see myself as bad as everyone else. Slouching is a terrible posture problem for both young and old, and it's easy to fall into bad habits. It's also bad for you.

Let me describe the kind of slouch I'm talking about.

1. The shoulders roll forward so the chest is narrowed.
2. The upper part of the back curves so the chest is collapsed
3.  The head is pushed forward

This posture has a lot of effects. It can impede deep breathing since it compresses your internal organs and rib cage into your lungs, it can affect the angle of the pelvis causing back pain, it disrupts your balance,  the angle of the head can cause pressure on the brain stem raising blood pressure and most critical of all....

It makes your boobs sag and your stomach pop out!

MO-TI-VA-TOR! Right, am I right? People will ignore the health issues, but talk about looks, and everyone's all standing up straight!

So what do to? Good posture is mostly good habits, stand up with chest out, shoulders back is enough. But you have to do it all the time. Every minute. Every hour. Every day.

Is it hard to be consistent? Yes. I lift weights, do Pilates, and yoga and I still catch myself slouching. Still, there's some simple exercises that you could try to help you straighten up. I found these on  the Women's Health magazine website.

No matter how young and beautiful you are. Slouching is ugly.
(And bad for your health)

Skating with out slouching gives you more breath to skate with, centers your balance, improves your looks. All you have to do is be conscious of it. All.The.Time.

Johnny Wier. Always perfect posture. A lesson for us all.

Center of Mass is the Center of Everything

I find thinking about the Center of Mass (also called the Center of Gravity) is useful in helping me breakdown my skating failures challenges. As a beginning skater, I'm looking for stability, and understanding center of mass has helped me connect with the techniques my coaches are teaching me. Techniques that once seemed to be a set of arbitrary rules now make sense to me, and I now use them every time I skate.  I'm going to write about these in the simplest form, for this post I'm going to ignore biomechanics and treat the problem as connected rigid bodies.

First, what is the center of mass?  In layman's language, it's the average position of all the mass in your body. If you're standing up straight, the center of mass is a little bit below your navel.  But it isn't there all the time. If you bend over far enough the center of mass can actually move outside of your body. The picture below (Fig. 1)  shows some examples. If the arms are down, the center of mass is lower because the arms are close to the body. If the arms are up, the center of mass is higher because the raised mass of the arms has raised the average height of all the mass in the body. If the man bends over, he moves his upper body at an angle from his legs and the center of mass is averaged to a different place.

If the man in Figure 1 had weights in his hands while they were over his head, the center of mass would move even higher than shown in the picture. What would happen if he had weights on his legs in the picture on the far left? The center of gravity would be lower down, maybe even below hip level.

Figure 1

 If you draw a line perpendicular from the floor through the center of mass this is the line of gravity (an old fashioned term). Your mass is flowing through the line of gravity to the earth. If that line of gravity is too far away from a contact with the ground (your foot) then it's harder to keep from falling.


Is the man on the diving board (Fig. 2) ready to jump off? If he doesn't want to jump off, what can he do? He can lean back and bring his center of mass back, and the line of gravity will be closer to his feet, making it easier to stand.

Figure 2

It's easy to understand why we don't fall when the center of mass is over our feet, but why don't we fall when it's outside our body as in the man on the far right in Fig.1? Well, when we're standing we have big flat feet, and we have a superb feedback system in our brain keeping us from falling over.  We maintain our balance by moving forward and back at the ankle so subtly we don't even recognize it. But if you lean forward with your arms over your head and weights in your hands, eventually you will swamp your body's ability to respond and you'll fall.

Once we get on the rocker in skates the added bit of stability from our big feet disappears.  If you stood on your skates like the man on the right, in Figure 1, you probably would feel a bit of instability. But your body would make automatic adjustments to keep you from falling over. Unconsciously your body could do any or all of several things; e.g. bend the knees to move your rump back and pull the center of mass over the skates, or raise one leg behind you to move the center of mass backwards over the skate, even easing one leg back and moving the arms back might be enough. (But skating with your arms to your side brings in problems of a different sort.)

How does this help me in figuring out my skating fixes?  Well, barring any math at all, this simple model of human balance is very helpful. Let's look at a couple of drawings of skaters and see if you can use the center of mass method on them.

Figure 3

Where is the center of mass in these two figures? Even though one is static and one is stroking, I'll bet the center of mass is just about the same as if they were standing still; about at the level of the belly button or just fractionally lower and a tiny bit forward in the stroking figure.  See how the forward lean of the upper body balances the back leg. The bent knee will lower the center of mass just a bit. The line of gravity probably goes through the back of the center of the rocker. If the stroking skater was to lean too far forward what would happen? The back leg could come up to balance her, or she could trip on her toepick.

Figure 4 

In Figure 4 we see a young man doing back crossovers. Where's the center of mass? What about the line of gravity? Want to bet the line of gravity goes through the ball of his skating foot? What if the line of gravity is too far back? How do I think about correcting that? I admit back crossovers are a curse to me. Even though I understand them, I don't feel I've mastered them, but thinking this through has helped me improve them.

So how do I use this in understanding my skating flaws?  Well, coaches have told me 'Hold those arms up!', 'Bend that knee!', 'Don't look down!', 'Don't hunch!', 'Sit down on that crossover!'. Once I started analyzing this from a center of mass and line of gravity process (no math, just thinking about it), I began to realize that stabilizing my skating had to do with keeping the line of gravity in the right place. And thinking about my skating as a physics problem motivated me to  follow the rules. Coach wants me over the ball of the foot, I do exactly what he tells me to do to get there. And sometimes, I can figure out little tricks to help myself that he's never mentioned. Those little techniques of arm position, head position, and upper body etc. aren't just the arbitrary 'pretty skating' rules I used to think they were; they're newtonian physics in action.  And I love physics.

I'm post on these skating techniques (Don't.Look.Down, Don't.Hunch, Bend.The.Knee, Keep. Your. Legs. Close) from the perspective of the center of mass.  Then at some point, I'll get into moment of inertia (Hold.Those.Arms.Up), jerk (Move.Smooth), and  Independence of Movement.