Ever go out on ice and a frisson of fear goes up your spine? It's worse than vampires, worse than the Wolfman, worse than the housing crash of 2008. It's
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A Swizzle Train--that blocks half the ice!
And heading against the flow of traffic! |
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Parents carrying their children on ice!
(I couldn't actually find a picture of a parent carrying a kid on ice,
but I've seen people pick up their kid on ice--and fall on her) |
| The second most terrifying thing of all-- |
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| Skating frames are bad enough--but ADULT! skate frames--the horror, the horror! |
And the most terrifying sight of all?
Hockey Boys!
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A little boy in full hockey gear
All speed, and no control
He'll take you out in a heartbeat! |
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