Figure Skating for Adults.
Yep, sometimes I think cellphones have become more of a hazard than pucks and gloves tossed by hockey boys during publics. Someone spins, jumps, or simply goes ker-splat ... and a cellphone launches out of a pocket and scoots across the ice. One woman apparently didn't realize hers had shot out. I saw it, picked it up, and skated after her to return it ... and she thought I was hitting on her.
"Did it break?" The little freestyle skater asked eagerly. I don't know if she was sympathetic or excited. But it did sound like the voice of experience.