$#*! My Coach Says

Dance Coach and I were stroking side by side to the end of the rink when a young girl of 8 or 9 skated past and said, "You're so pretty." Then she hurried away blushing.

I looked at Dance Coach, "That little girl said I'm pretty."

Dance Coach smiled his superior smile. "Or me."

Yep. Story of my life. Admired only by people shorter than I am.