First thing that goes through my mind is a skating thought.
Some examples.
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| Really, that's carrying skating protection too far! |
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| Christmas public! |
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| I'm at the outdoor rink! Where's the ice! Where's the ice! |
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| Okay, nice spiral. Now do shoot the duck! |
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| You're going to need to work on your outside mohawk some more. Sigh. And Stop Drinking. |
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| I try out my new boots. |
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| Coach, please tell the new guy not to hammertoe his lutzes. These divot are ridiculous! |
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| Oh, that would make a really cute practice outfit. What alien? |
