Things only Figure Skaters Understand #10

Ever have one of those moments when you're working on something and a superior skater comes and nails it right in front of you. This is then followed by an exchange of looks....

I'm working on my 1 foot spin, when a girl FIFTY YEARS YOUNGER THAN I AM (15) comes in front of me and when she finishes a decent one foot spin, stops  and.......

She Looks at Me

I look at Her

Thinking: Your life must be pretty boring if you want to smack down an
adult old enough to be your grandma

She looks at me

I look at Her

Thinking: No offense sweety but I've had decades of staring people down

She Looks at Me

I look at Her

Thinking: Jeeze Louise, give it up already

She Skates Away 

I asked another adult skater what she does when stuff like this happens. She says, "Oh, I just tell her 'Nobody likes you'."

Damn, that's harsh. She really cut that 'figure skating ice princess' shit down to the bone with one strike.