You all know it and recognize it. The laser eyes on ice. Here's some samples.
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| My laser eyes at the teenage hockey boy skating through the center on public |
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| Competing skaters on freestyle |
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| Dance Coach's laser eyes as he tries to mentally transmit skills to me from across the rink over the sound of the music |
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| The laser eyes the russian coaches give me the first time they see me on a freestyle; crushing the delicate butterfly wings of my tiny skillz |
No, I don't know why the russian coach is carrying an M4 Carbine. But it can't be good for me.
And Finally
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| I spot some open ice on public. Power Threes! Woohoo! |
