Haha, yes. Or you waddle around with them and at the end they exclaim "Oh you skate so well!" when you didn't even get up to a quarter of the speed you use for warm up strokes.
Did the "take your friend to the rink" thing once. It ended badly but at least didn't involve a trip to the ER. Upon returning home I required a steadying glass of rum.
The first time I went skating, my friend helped me out to the middle of the lane (several feet from the boards) and abandoned me. Fortunately, I figured out how to slalom and swizzle in about 2 minutes. Stop? No.
Haha! Did this on a date once; ended that relationship quite by accident. He told me he could skate and after 10 minutes of skating around, holding hands, I just took off. Found out he couldn't skate at all. Oh well... Another one bites the dust.
Haha, yes. Or you waddle around with them and at the end they exclaim "Oh you skate so well!" when you didn't even get up to a quarter of the speed you use for warm up strokes.
ReplyDeleteDid the "take your friend to the rink" thing once. It ended badly but at least didn't involve a trip to the ER. Upon returning home I required a steadying glass of rum.
ReplyDeleteThe first time I went skating, my friend helped me out to the middle of the lane (several feet from the boards) and abandoned me. Fortunately, I figured out how to slalom and swizzle in about 2 minutes. Stop? No.
DeleteHaha! Did this on a date once; ended that relationship quite by accident. He told me he could skate and after 10 minutes of skating around, holding hands, I just took off. Found out he couldn't skate at all. Oh well... Another one bites the dust.
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