Figure Skating for Adults.
Haha, yes. Or you waddle around with them and at the end they exclaim "Oh you skate so well!" when you didn't even get up to a quarter of the speed you use for warm up strokes.
Did the "take your friend to the rink" thing once. It ended badly but at least didn't involve a trip to the ER. Upon returning home I required a steadying glass of rum.
The first time I went skating, my friend helped me out to the middle of the lane (several feet from the boards) and abandoned me. Fortunately, I figured out how to slalom and swizzle in about 2 minutes. Stop? No.
Haha! Did this on a date once; ended that relationship quite by accident. He told me he could skate and after 10 minutes of skating around, holding hands, I just took off. Found out he couldn't skate at all. Oh well... Another one bites the dust.