I thought you'd never ask.
First day, the booting up area looks like this...
|Parents generally have no clue how to tie boots|
|Monsters vs wonders|
Try to do a statistical analysis
|"Hi, we're the adult learners' class!|
We're going for beer after!
Wanna join us!"
|For some reason a pre-Alpha kid has been put in a Delta class|
|And there's always a few kids that just want to skate--|
really fast--that's all.
|And the kid who cries for mommy|
|The little kid who just lies on the ice|
and ignores the toys
|The mother who watches from the boards--|
|The parent who distracts the kid the whole time|
to take pictures--then complains she/he
never learns anything
Is it any wonder the coach has to put on a fake smile like this?