Tuesday, February 19, 2013

My Grand Entrance---

We all have dreams.

My dream was that when I got back on the ice, I'd make a GRAND ENTRANCE....You know: style, sweep, smoooooooth.....

             I come in the rink and I'm welcomed with              
 love from staff and skaters
Then I get on the ice and I'm
strong and powerful

Meh, what I really looked like was wacky flailing inflatable tube guy..
Yeah, lookin' like a Basic 3 skater, sad....
And to top off the humiliation while standing still at the boards, with my hand on the boards, I caught a toepick and went down like wacky flailing inflatable tube guy when they turn off the fans...

How can I do a faceplant while I'm holding onto the boards?
Other than that, good day on ice!

1 comment:

  1. This is pretty similar to my most embarrassing skating related moment (TM - Manleywoman Skatecast). Except instead of being a return to the ice, it involved trying to show off for a cute policeman.

    It happens to the best of us. *Sigh* This sport keeps us humble.