My dream was that when I got back on the ice, I'd make a GRAND ENTRANCE....You know: style, sweep, smoooooooth.....
I come in the rink and I'm welcomed with love from staff and skaters |
Then I get on the ice and I'm strong and powerful |
Meh, what I really looked like was wacky flailing inflatable tube guy..
Yeah, lookin' like a Basic 3 skater, sad.... |
How can I do a faceplant while I'm holding onto the boards? |
This is pretty similar to my most embarrassing skating related moment (TM - Manleywoman Skatecast). Except instead of being a return to the ice, it involved trying to show off for a cute policeman.
ReplyDeleteIt happens to the best of us. *Sigh* This sport keeps us humble.