My dream was that when I got back on the ice, I'd make a GRAND ENTRANCE....You know: style, sweep, smoooooooth.....
| I come in the rink and I'm welcomed with |
love from staff and skaters
|Then I get on the ice and I'm|
strong and powerful
Meh, what I really looked like was wacky flailing inflatable tube guy..
|Yeah, lookin' like a Basic 3 skater, sad....|
|How can I do a faceplant while I'm holding onto the boards?|