First thing that goes through my mind is a skating thought.
|Really, that's carrying skating protection too far!|
|I'm at the outdoor rink! Where's the ice! Where's the ice!|
|Okay, nice spiral. Now do shoot the duck!|
|You're going to need to work on your outside mohawk some more.|
And Stop Drinking.
|I try out my new boots.|
|Coach, please tell the new guy not to hammertoe his lutzes.|
These divot are ridiculous!
|Oh, that would make a really cute practice outfit.|