When skaters cheat..

I called up a skating friend of mine from years ago, and as  we were chatting I mentioned I was skating LTS at two rinks at the same time.

He cried out, "You whore!"

 We had a good laugh and I said,

"But you never told your primary coach you had a second coach."

"Yeah," he said, "I had a wife coach and a mistress coach"

 You bad boy....