Me Versus A Program

There's the me the world sees; then there's there me I see. Let's go take a tour....

How other skater's see me:

But on the inside, I'm a hottie:

(Catch the whole visual pun there? Huh? Huh?)

My coach sees me as suitable for Character Roles:

I think of myself differently:

The hair I'll need for my program (Captain Hook from Peter Pan):

The hair I want to have -- in a completely different program:

The costume I need to have for Captain Hook:

The costume I want to have--in a completely different program

I'm 62, but decades of weightlifting--I gots shoulders
I gots the boobies too
(The face--not so much)

The audience reaction to 'hottie me'?

Hey! Notz fair!