Ever go out on ice and a frisson of fear goes up your spine? It's worse than vampires, worse than the Wolfman, worse than the housing crash of 2008. It's
|A Swizzle Train--that blocks half the ice!|
And heading against the flow of traffic!
|Parents carrying their children on ice!|
(I couldn't actually find a picture of a parent carrying a kid on ice,
but I've seen people pick up their kid on ice--and fall on her)
|The second most terrifying thing of all--|
|Skating frames are bad enough--but ADULT! skate frames--the horror, the horror!|
|A little boy in full hockey gear|
All speed, and no control
He'll take you out in a heartbeat!