Now, watchers of Three Stooges shorts, bad TV comedies, and America's Funniest Home Videos should know what happens next.
The blade of my skating foot hit a rut and I started falling backwards.
The natural reaction to this is my free foot kicked upwards.
Yes, I toepicked my coach in the crotch.
But, on the good side, it slowed down my fall.
My face went white. He was getting married in 6 weeks. "Oh my god," I cried, "I kicked you in the nuts!"
I was trembling in horror and I didn't want to do another crossroll, but he made me do them down the rink again.