She shrugged. "Well, it was just freestyle."
I nodded. Yes, it's all girls, or boys too young to care, or men who've learned not to notice women's crotches when they're skating as it's too distracting.
Then today I went skating on public and reached down to my pocket. My hand brushed against my pant's leg and I felt a tear. I looked and my bright pink capri pants underneath my skating pants were shining through a ripped seam like a light bulb.
Is there like a demon of torn pants in the rink? A Genii Locurem Lucerum Braca? Soooo annoying.
How I'd feel if this happened in High School
Now, at 62.
|Why did I have to wear pink underneath?|
Anyway, it's annoying but not worth getting off the ice for!