I contacted a fellow skater who's good at fixing things. I thought if he could fix the Zuca's extending handle, he'd find some deserving kid or adult who would like one. I think though he wants to keep it.
However, the imessage exchange we had went off the rails a bit. Enjoy.
And sir, you sir, the gentleman in the Wonder Woman costume--we the women of America salute you for having an amazing sense of humor. Thank you sir!