Circle of Sacred Figure Skating Fire, because...you know...too many kids and parents on the benches.
So, I sit on my Zuca. Take off boots, dry boots, sort everything out. All is well.
Then, I bend down to reach between my legs so that I can stick my hand deep inside the insert so I can pull my soakers out from the back.
The Zuca shoots backward, out from under my ass.
It turns out, when I bent down to reach inside the insert, the back of my thighs pushed against the Zuca, and that thing slid out from under my ass, then built up some speed, even on the mats.
I didn't fall, thank goodness. I have figure skating reflexes. Once I felt that thing move, I just stuck my ass in the air and straightened up, then turned to look at the Zuca rolling to a stop halfway across the lobby. I swear that thing was smirking at me.
|Yeah, this is a Navy plane, oops.|
So, important safety tip. Watch your ass when sit on the Zuca and you go for something in the back of of the insert.
Or, if you're really daring, get your buds together and hold Zuca races across the lobby!