This is the way I want Miss Bianca to act.
"I'm the most amazing coach! My elderly skater is improving!" |
So, I decide to address the issue directly. "You're the best coach ever! Doesn't it make you happy? When you go home don't you have a moment when you think 'I'm doing a good job with Babbette.'"
"No," she says solemnly, "I drink."
Yeah, right. |
I'm with your coach; I leave work and go home and drink. Currently I'm working with 5 & 6 year olds. There's not enough alcohol in the world right now...
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