They're short and they're small,
No matter how hard they fall,
It hurts them not much at all.
They're big and they're round,
And covered with Pounds,
The thing they fear most? Hitting the Ground.
Thickset, Bulky and covered in sweat,
Dreaming of sendin' pucks to the net,
So covered in padding, a fall's not a threat!
Child skater: Adult skater: Hockey boy