1. Disbelief
"You want me to do what with my foot and put it where while I'm doing this with my arms?"
2. Disorganization
"Okay, I got my foot there, now why can't I do that at the same time?"
3. Denial
"I don't care what coach says, nobody over the age of 9 can learn this."
4. Deliberation
"Well, maybe if I alter my hip position, thus, and add a little upper body swing...."
5. Dominate the Move!
"Ta-Da!"
6. Disbelief
"What does coach mean it's not perfect? Coaches, they're never happy."





