1. This is proof that no matter what words you type into google, something will pop up.
2. Inside that suit is a guy planning on how to get revenge on the rink manager.
|Of course it makes me dizzy|
|A week ago I was the guy on the left, now I'm the guy on the right.|
|No, Power is deep knee bend and strong push!|
|"Go ahead, skate at that light|
freestyle session on Good Friday."
|Madam Mim says, "Stop you're doin' it wrong!"|
|I have to strengthen the little muscle on the right|
|Much rather be ON ice.|
|"No toepicking--nice stroking! Good posture!"|
(I takes good news where I can find it)
|I reject your back crossovers,|
and substitute ones I like
|This is a knee.|
Bend it more.
|The Preppy Traffic Cone|
|Algae Filled Pond|
|My orthopedic surgeon says: "I have a magic injection for you"|
|"Bend ze knees, five dollars pleeze."|
(This is either Frick or Frack)
|OMG! OLEM- PIKS!|
|Like a cow on ice. I don't feel like I belong yet.|
|Which coach? Which coach?|
|Sadly not going anywhere|
|I am badly sharpened skate, hear me scrape|
|You can see the edges here, they're supposed to be even|
|Everyone hears my blades....the shame, the shame.|
|This kind of fall.|
|(Pandering to my U.K. readers)|